wtf

My friend works in an American diner in London. She was priviledged to get to serve Beyonce herself.

My first question was not if Beyonce had a halo or if whatever she touched turned gold or if she took steps when walking.

No. It was:

WHAT DID BEYONCE EAT??

I think I have an eating disorder.

you know you're fat when...

You mistake the sound of the ambulance siren..... for the sound of the icecream van #notthefirsttime