I was on my bicycle thinking Jesus! I need a pillow! This seat feels so hard!
How come? I've been cyclin fo ages and the seat has bee fine... Can it be.....That my ass has become hard?
*Slap*
Oh yeah.It's quite hard! How did this happen? All the hard work at gym classes squeezing my ass trying to hold a fart must have paid off!
My ass is still big. But it's behind me, so I don't reeeeeeeally care.
And neither does Beyonce!
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