Monday, 2 July 2012


I went to see the doctor because of weird lower stomach pain:

Doctor: I think we should do a pregnancy test. Your symptoms make it sound like you might be pregnant.

Me: Syptoms?? Are you saying I look fat??

Phew, thank God it was negative. Couldn't really be bothered to start a maternity blog. I'm on a diet see and this is how we get to the title: ADELE!!NOOOOOOO!! Just when you were losing weight you go and get pregnant! You silly, slly girl!!!

They say alcohol etc. is bad for your body. But what REALLY destroys it is a kid.

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