excuses, excuses

I had some cakes today. That was not a spelling mistake. I actually mean CAKES.

I only eat cake on two occasions: When it's my birthday and when it's not my birthday. Today is an extra special not my birthday day. It's Beyonce's birthday.

Next picture is my birthday card to Beyonce. See my thigh? I think that's the closest a white girl can ever come to becoming Beyonce.



Now I'll have some cake. Don't you dare touch my platter.



Photo Astrid Lindroos. Tomorrow I'll go back to my squat filled life.