Fitness Fail has been in coma. Food coma.
We've been busy pourin pringles down our throats (yeh like our hands would fit in those tubes...). Flick has gone so far he's thinkin JustEat.co.uk are makin fun of him askin for his postcode everytime when they SURELY know it cause they've been visiting him twice a day.
However. Today I changed my ways. Am on this diet called 'No men, no carbs, no alcohol'.
Means unlimited amount of lesbians, quark and water. Shit loads of body combat which is this wicked class where women pretend killing males with imaginary swords. I'm allowed five meals a day. 'Meals':
Morning: Porridge with milk
Lunch: 1 can of tuna, pot of cottage cheese, half a cucumber and 3 tomatoes
'Snack': Pot of quark
Dinner: See Lunch
'Snack': See 'Snack'
2-3 hours between every meal. 'Meal'.
Ok. Can't take all credit. I didn't come up with this diet. Only re-named it.
This is Jutta Gustafsberg, the woman behind it. Finnish of course. She decided to become a body builder after her husband died in a boat accident. Guess she started to miss stroking abs??
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