Blowjobs make you blow up?

Ok so. I've been on a diet for a month now. Haven't lost a pound. I've given up my social life, I've missed lectures because of zumba and I've eaten healthier than a rabbit. And I still weigh as much as when I ate chocolate a.k.a was a happy person!

So I started to seriously think about this. Cause a sista ain't doing anything wrong!

a) Can you gain weight on shampoo?

b) Can the heating in your house make you swell up?

c)

Do I have to give up givin blowjobs?

Oh well. New month, new opportunity. Me and Flick really think February has our back. It even has an extra day to lose weight this year!

Get skinny xx