So. Bought this magazine wth Kim Kardashian on the cover. Love Kim Kardashian soooo much. Bought checked lip tattoos the minute after she posted a pictre on twitter of her wearin them. I've already started to plan my next Halloween costume. I'm gonna be Poison Ivy, but not just any Poison Ivy. I'm gonna be Kim Kardashian as Poison Ivy.
This magazine promised to tell me the secrets of Kim Kardashian's body. I'm so excited when scanning it on the self-check, which starts beeping red.I ask for assistance,only to be told I haven't placed the magazine on the bagging area. 'This magazine is gonna be my bible' I think. After the purchase, I start flicking thru. There's no secrets. 'I eat what I want'. 'Cellulite is not a crime'. 'Be a size her - not a size zero'.
What Kim Kardashian is saying is she was born with that body. In the interview she also reveals her dress size. It's an 8. Bring on the violins.
Get skinny x