I went to Tesco. Bought bread, cheese and salami, you know, EVERYTHING KELLY ROWLAND WOULDN'T EVEN TOUCH.
Outside, there was a homeless guy. Asking to share a penny, you know, SOMETHING KELLY ROWLAND WOULD NEVER DO.
Well me, on the other hand, only wishes to be Kelly Rowland. So I stopped, took a roll out of my newly purchased roll bag, put on a nice slice of cheddar and a chunk of salami. Not to receive a 'thank you' by the homeless guy. But to be asked to also have sex with him.
What do we learn about this?
You shouldn't eat carbs.